I’m trying to think of the appropriate words to describe this chaotic series. If I had to compare it to another anime… I’d say its some mutant love child between Gurren Lagaan, Yugioh, Fist of the North Star, and Mega Man… But that doesn’t even begin to explain it. There’s some sort of plot about the “Black Spot” and people with super powers called “Needless” that some sort of organization is after… but basically what I saw were Explosions, Piles of Dead corpses, Girls who don’t know what bras are, Manly men with manly chests, Emo boy with a sister complex, and basic but mind shattering Shounen style butt kicking in a way that you can’t decide whether this series is awful or epic. I think it will take a few more episodes to decide.

First of all, I really loved the opening. Infact; so far its probably my favorite opening of the season. (The Guitar solo at the beggining sounds really familiar though.) “modern strange cowboy” by GRANRODEO

The Episode starts off with a group of a few hundred freedom fighters being burned to death by some typical bad guy groupies that look like they should be in a visual-ke Band instead imposing evil on the world.

Some scared little green haired boy named Cruz is running for his life cring. A big breasted girl, who apparently doesn’t own any shirt that lack gaping holes over her chest, appears and she seems to be his older sister. She tells him to escape in a man-hole as she attacks some gigantic machine all by herself. There is a huge explosion and the boy  cries more now that he thinks his sister is dead.

He runs and cries more in the sewers till that giant machine catches up with him. He prays to god to save him… Instead some manly Priest appears to do the job. The Run some more till the priest pulls a grenade out of his Bible and shoves it into the machine’s face. He was hurt pretty badly, but the boy drags him to some church to get medical assistance.

Cruz starts crying again as he stares at a picture of his half naked older sister in a locket he has. Out of no where some crazy chick on a motorcycle appears that is either blind or a complete idiot.  She also clearly owns no bra… a step up from Crybaby’s sister’s Lack of Shirt… But she seems to bounce around alot more.

She tries to embrace the manly priest  (whose name is Adam Blade… I can’t forgot to include the main character’s name), but she is swiftly rejected with a kick in the face. She then realizes that a small boy has been ran over by a motorcycle and tries to bring him to. When Cruz opens his eyes he believes its his sister’s giant cleavage overshadowing him, but its only Eve.

Cruz tries to explain what happened… Only to be knocked senseless. Eve is apparently totally tactless in addition to her poor personality. She basically blames Cruz saying that it was their fault they died because they were the ones to attack, and that it was Cruz’s fault because he ran away while his friends were massacred (actually she’s 100% right lol xD). Eve also seems to have no ability remembering people’s names… She calls Cruz, “Yamada,” throughout this entire episode.  After Eve’s tactless onslaught of punches and humiliation Cruz runs away and cries some more.

Back at the Visual-ke Baddy Tower, A spiderman impostor is sent on a mission to destroy Mr. Manly Priest and Cruz. Mr. Spiderman is apparently an evil needless who has the job of exterminating other needless. He first finds the boy and beats the pulp out of him making him cry more. Finally Adam and Eve appear. (Omg… I didn’t realize the name pun till now.)

Adam and Eve aren’t your typical heroes though… Even calls Cruz a faggot and Adam says he’ll only save the boy if he worships him as a god for the rest of his life. The battle begins with Adam being captures in the Spiderman’s web. He easily breaks through with the power of he Ego more or less.

Eve joins in the battle as well. She apparently has the power of a “Doppelganger” which allows her to transform into almost anything. She Transforms into Cruz and Attacks. In the end she allows Adam to have the final attack. His Special Ability allows him to copy any other Needless’s Ability. (In other words he’s Megaman). Adam attacks with an onslaught of webs finishing off the Spider.

At the battle’s end Cruz really does bow down to Adam as god xD
Eve is informed that she was being a total jerk earlier because the boy’s big sister had just died. Eve Transforms into Cruz’s sister and tries to comfort him in her breasts…. She makes the mistake of calling him Yamada again though and Cruz runs off into the sunset crying more.

The ending…. words can’t even describe… Basically a Loli Threesome.
Aggressive zone by Needless★Girls+

Impressions:

I generally avoid these types of anime like the plague, but it might be a nice change of pace^.^